lacrosse is such an irrelevant sport 

(Source: veok, via unreverse)

i have weed but noting to smoke out of 

putting the right earphone in your left ear must be what it feel like to do anal for girls

if i say “you look like pizza”, it’s a compliment 

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

bruh i just finished this paper

(Source: 1800killmyself, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

apparently taking adderall during sex makes you go super sayan james deen