call me daddy


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someone smoke me out


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The awkward moment in the train when you give up your sit for a woman you thinks its pregnant but turns out to be fat


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bryansbeard:

starbucks employee: hi can i take ur order please

me: ur such a nice batista

starbucks employee: don’t u mean barista

me: no

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would you rather have a nipple size penis or a penis size nipple


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hey does this coke smell funny?


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